My Favorite Quotes & Jokes

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.", said Elbert Hubbard.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.", said Albert Einstein.
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.", said Albert Einstein.
It's too late. It will be always be too late.", said Albert Camus.
It ain't over til it's over.", said Yogi Berra.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.", said Tallulah Bankhead.
Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.", said Putt's Law.
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.", said Unknown.
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.", said Donald Knuth.
Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions.", said Laurent Gasser.
Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist.", said F. L. Bauer.
Error, keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.", said BIOS system message.
You start coding. I'll go find out what they want.", said Computer analyst to programmer.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.", said Mitch Ratcliffe.
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.", said Alan Perlis.